Gnara Apparel: Decoding What Your 2024 Go There Shorts Say About You
Welcome to the world of Gnara Apparel, where fashion meets personality—especially in these mockups of our incoming Go There Short designs. Come with us as we mesh meaning through threads, and tell us which statement piece matches your vibe.
The Barbie Shorts
You’re a girl's girl through and through. People can count on you for a bathroom pep talk and a healthy dose of face glitter at the function. Your biggest pet peeve is when people don’t dress up for a costume party.
Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce Shorts
You send your friends TMZ celeb gossip articles from the toilet (are you on the toilet right now?). Even your 4 ex-situationships can’t crush the hopeless romantic in you – “Love Actually” and chill tonight? Also, you’re totally going to put Gnara on the map with these shorts.
Girl Dinner Shorts
You’re a busy corporate girly with a passion for household trinkits and a hatred of harsh overhead lighting. Your dream Saturday is a pottery class and a trip to Trader Joe’s followed by a sunset picnic. Where’s our invite?
Coastal Cowgirl Shorts
You’re always on top of the latest fashion trends and that’s a metaphor for your life. You have a strict 9pm bedtime, a 10 step skin care routine, and a perfectly curated pinterest board for your wedding (even if you’re still single). One Direction’s “You Don’t Know You’re Beautiful” was actually written about you.
Roman Empire Shorts
People might call you “intimidating,” but we think you’re a badass. You took Capture the Flag very seriously as a child (we respect it), but you’re also the first person to suggest a toga party (please stop). Be honest, did you ask your significant other if they would still love you if you were a worm and then started a fight when they said no?
So, Are you made from the ritual of the Coastal Cowgirl? The hopeless romantic threads of T-Swift? Or, are you an intimidating Roman Empire girlie? Can’t wait to find out, and thanks for tuning into another edition of “What does your Gnara Apparel say about you?”
Comments
AK said:
Respectfully: absolutely none of these.
April 15, 2024
Eve said:
I’m a retired Marine who loves hiking and running in the Alaskan wilderness, but I also love dressing up, and pink is my favorite color. If you really made those pink shorts I would buy two pairs for myself and one for my mom. The same goes for if you made the pants in that color (please please please make the pants in that color!)
April 14, 2024
Linnea Delucchi said:
I am far from a corporate girl, but I LOVE food. And I love patterned, like repeat repeat repeat patterned shorts. I would wear the Girl Dinners alllll the time! Make some overalls in that pattern???
April 14, 2024
haley said:
girl dinner shorts left me feeling so seen
April 13, 2024
Stacie Kohls said:
I’m more of a nature outdoors, or boho hippy style with some country. Love hiking, backpacking, kayaking, & snowshoeing. Would love something more inline with nature, flowers, trees, lakes, rivers, sky, & animals.
April 13, 2024
Nikki sheriff said:
I like the girl dinner
April 13, 2024
Jenny Dempsey said:
the last pair of fun shorts with a classic sculptural or iconic art look would be really fun, as long as it goes with a basic black, dark brown or blue top. You could solicit designs from artists for a competition with a fabulous prize!
April 13, 2024