I became allergic to toilet paper several years ago. I started using cotton flannel and t-shirts cut into squares for peeing. A friend turned me on to Kula Cloth. I bought mine at the beginning of the quarantine, when it was impossible to buy tp.
This little piece of cloth is more efficient than tp, no waste to dispose of, and now, I don't have to wash several cotton squares and dry them to not get a rash anymore. I can't believe that they aren't selling like iPhones. So much cheaper, too! I'm about to become a permanent nomad, wandering the world. I'm bringing my original, and I was looking for a backup. Here I am! You need one. You might not have known it before now, but here you go. Get one. Or a spare.
What would I do if someone stole mine? Cry. And swear. Get one. Or more.